A Simplified Guide To The Sexualities

  • Homosexual: sexual attraction to houses and other building like structures.
  • Heterosexual: an undying lust for Macklemore.
  • Asexual: attraction to any and all things beginning with the letter A.
  • Pansexual: a desire for pots, pans, and other kitchen utensils.
  • Polysexual: sexual attraction to polygons.
  • Bisexual: Attraction to the 9th century Chinese army officer Bi Shiduo.
  • Demisexual: Never ending love of demi lovato


Here’s the thing. I LOVE comedy. I think it’s an incredible art form that requires an insane amount of intelligence. Everyone who’s funny isn’t a comedian. Let’s remember that. But I’m just really sick of “let’s dress up like a fat loud sassy black woman who sleeps around a lot” being lauded as “comedy”. It’s not funny and really requires NO TALENT. Like…none at all. I have yet to hear one joke from a black man in a dress that hasn’t already come from a racist’s mouth. Let’s also not ignore how gross it is to continuously talk trash about women’s bodies, how they dress, how they speak and/or who they choose to sleep with. EW. And let’s also not forget that women of ALL BACKGROUNDS do the saaaaame shit and don’t get the same type of backlash that black women do. Hell, some guy just wrote an open letter to Nicki Minaj for showing her ass, but didn’t waste any breath on white female celebs who’ve done the same thing. And he sure as hell didn’t write an open letter to any male artists who rap about drugging girls and all other types of problematic mess.

Don’t for one second fool yourself into thinking that by looking down your nose at other black people that you’re somehow better and therefore part of the solution and not the problem. Cause you’re not. And I say this as someone who grew up thinking that acting and speaking a certain way made me a “good black person”. And someone had to check me on that mess, and I’m so so glad they did. Don’t drink that kool-aid folks. Please don’t. At the end of the day, everyone has the right to do whatever they want, as long as it’s not hurting themselves or anyone else.

The minute you decide that you aren’t one of “THOSE black people” and think that black people need to change their behavior so they aren’t a negative reflection on you….YOU BECOME PART OF THE PROBLEM. You’re essentially saying it’s OK to see us as a monolith! And it’s just not ok. I want everyone to live happy and productive lives and treat everyone with love and respect. But the people who don’t do those things are not a negative reflection on me, because I am only responsible for MYSELF. I want to be seen as an individual and treated with the respect I deserve as an individual. So please do me that honor and I’ll do the same for you. 

You’re so pretty.
You’re adorable.
You’re beautiful.
You’re my beautiful little girl.
Sweet little lady.
Careful! Don’t get hurt!
Play nicely.
Don’t get dirty.
Stop that.
Be more ladylike.
Don’t eat too much.
Girls are duuumb!
Girls have cooties.
No girls allowed.
Hahahahaha! You have boobs!
Look at her boobs!
Ewwwww. Periods are disgusting.
You’re disgusting.
That’s gross.
Hahahahaha! You’ve got your period.
Let me touch them!
I want to touch them!
You’re gross.
Let me touch it.
I only want to touch it.
She’s a slut.
You slut.
Show me your tits.
Get ‘em out!
You want it.
Take it.
Have it.
Swallow it.
Stupid bitch.
Fat bitch.
You’re not quite right for this.
I’m not sure you can do it.
I just want to fuck you.
Come on, you want it.
You’re not confident enough.
You need more experience.
No one will take you seriously.
You’re too emotional.
It’s just a joke.
Lighten up.
I don’t care what you think.
I just want to fuck you.
Don’t wear that.
You’re getting fat.
You’re too messy.
Come on, it was a joke.
Don’t be such an idiot.
Why are you so tired?
If I’m honest, I’m not really interested.
You do it.
I’m busy.
I can’t I’m working.
You wake up with it.
You take care of it.
You’re messy.
I’m too busy, you do it.
You need to lose weight.
You don’t spend enough time with me.
You aren’t interesting.
You’re boring.
Really, I’m not interested in that.
You’re looking a bit tired.
You should take care of yourself more.
You should take care of me.
You’re looking a bit old.
You’re old.
Female Socialisation by Gia Milinovich (via plansfornigel)

Who is that girl I see, staring straight back at me? Why is my reflection someone I don’t know? Somehow I cannot hide, who I am, though I’ve tried. When will my reflection show, who I am inside… when will my reflection show, who I am inside?

Who is that girl I see, staring straight back at me? Why is my reflection someone I don’t know? Somehow I cannot hide, who I am, though I’ve tried. When will my reflection show, who I am inside… when will my reflection show, who I am inside?

  • baby: d-d-d-d
  • dad: daddy? are you trying to say daddy?
  • baby: d-d-don't you think this meme format is more than a little played out. I am tired of the way that tumblr does not seem to know when to leave well enough alone when it comes to humor online. The more and more I've had to see posts like this the less and less funny they become. And it does not just go for this "baby saying it's first word" post format. I honestly came out to have a good time, spiders georg, and the mere concept of skeletons have all recently been subject to tumblr's strange obsession with rapid desensitization to a meme. The law of diminishing returns practically states that with every new variation on a meme, every time you add something to the already successful formula, it will be less successful, maybe not in note amount, but in post quality. And if we are living in a world where you value your note count more than you value the service you are providing to other bloggers with your insight or jokes, then you are practically a capitalist and is that really what you want? Tumblr, are you really in support of meme capitalism or can we, as a website, try to come together and create something more, something bigger? We can usher in a meme utopia. It is within our grasp. Thank you.

Anonymous asked:

Sick of fat pirate dragon-worshipping feminists like you

dajo42 answered:

fat pirate dragon-worshipping feminist

fat pirate dragon-worshipping feminist

fat pirate dragon-worshipping feminist



i’m not even gonna respond to the hateful part like you surely know you’re trash already i’m just gonna proudly be a fat pirate dragon-worshipping feminist


i’m assuming everybody who gave this notes also identifies as a fat pirate dragon-worshipping feminist and is equally confused as to which of the many possible meanings the title could be referring to